My first thought was "Ulrich is going to eat his words". My last thought was "Well played, Ulrich, well played!" (Thought with an upper class British accent)
aww i was so excited
Well... the statement that this is an unpickable lock is simply false since it's not a lock. It's like saying I have found dry water by wrapping around your hands photos of a lake expecting to clean your hands... :D Having said that... It's a pretty cool product and I do understand humor and was smiling :)
The unpickable sticker 🤣
For all who can´t read german, here is my translation of the product: On the door, done, secure! 3D SAFETY-STICKER The new dimension in break-in prevention - made of solid aluminum. - Perfect 3D lock imitation - complete made of Aluminum - Instantly scares away thieves - Feels like an actual deadbolt - On the door, done, secure! - Glue once, forever secure! Burglars only need seconds to decide which door they can open easily. The 3D Safety-Sticker deters burglars immediately - with durable realistic looking 3D design and made of solid aluminum. Easy 3 step application: 1. Before attaching clean selected area on door thoroughly 2. Remove peel off backing and place 3D Safety-Sticker at chosen location on door 3. Press evenly and firmly for 10 seconds. Done! Sticks to all major door surfaces. For more informations please visit: www.sicher-sticker.de
Damn. I was really hoping for something out of this world. Delivered.
Modern problem requires modern solutions.
still safer than a Master Lock
If LPL was in the Matrix, he wouldn't have needed to arrest Morpheus to get the codes to Zion. «Click out of 1... 2 is binding....»
One month and he'll have found a way to pick this
Für alle deutschen Interessenten mal die deutsche Website: sicher-sticker.de/
You are honestly one of the cooolest people ever lol.
Have you been able to pick the Abloy 362 ???
MasterLock: "Why didn't we think of that"
Houston we have a problem... Where is the lock to pick!!
😝 😆 lol
A product of German humor :-)
Next step: paint a picture of a door (Rembrandt-style) on a wall and put this sticker and a door-knob at the right place.
Thats strange, and he is a fucking weirdo. Its not a good idea, to publish all these thousand videos. Its utilized for criminal things. Maybe he gets shot like FPSRussia...?
Peak German humor
Deutsche Logic: you can't pick it if it's not a lock. Well played Germany, well played
And it works. I got one: sicher-sticker.de/shop/
Any idea where I can find this online?
@dirk wäger thanks but I can't read German. Any link in English?
Yep! Here: sicher-sticker.de/shop/
Who doesn't check the door first?
But by making this video you have in fact picked it after all.
There are two forms of stealth: - normal stealth: wherein you avoid detection by staying out of sight or by using elaborate disguises. - Russian stealth: wherein nobody can detect you if there is no one alive _to_ detect you. Similarly there are two forms of lock: - normal lock: wherein it is impossible to pick because it would require advanced technology and precision skill. - German lock: wherein it is impossible to pick because there is no lock _to_ pick.
To fully harden your entry you need to add a stick up german security camera to complete the set.
Actually I can see a real application for that thing. Stick it on the outside of a small hinged door, with the real lock lined up perfect behind it. Now anyone unfamiliar with your lock will try to apply keyway tension to the false cover and not your actual core. ... although that will only work until they've seen you enter once. OH one other thing: Now you HAVE to do another collaboration with bosnian bill, where he tries to pick the false lock on your door in the intro :-P
LOL you got me on this one... i was ready to write down the producer or brand name
That is very clever. lol
It is. And it works. sicher-sticker.de/shop/
LPL: No lock can defeat me! Sticker: I AM no lock!
Its not a lock!
One day, LockPickingLawyer, one day...
My morning smile. Thanks
You smile and the burglars have nothing to laugh about: sicher-sticker.de/shop/
If someone says he can pick this germans will say "So, genug Schabernack"
Aber Schabernack der hervorragend funktioniert: sicher-sticker.de/shop/
Imna be honest he scared me for a sec there.
He picked it, how did he pick a sticker lock
I have a coded front door lock, but for the life of me, I could not get my code to work. Turned out that the door was already unlocked and jammed (plunger frictioned between door and side) enough to where I could input the code without opening the door. lololol Once I leaned on the door, it opened. :)
After having my stereo system stolen from my truck, I had an idea along that line. Have a removable face radio that has wires that hang out when taken off. That way when the thief’s look they will think they already stole it.
*D E U T S C H E Q U A L I T Ä T*
Is echt super gearbeitet. Hab so ein Teil. Täuschend echt. sicher-sticker.de/shop/
that's so cool I hope to meet you someday
oh my God I live in Bethesda Maryland to man
If it isn't even a lock does it count as unpickable? Most things that are not locks can't be picked either.
One and a half million views... Lol.
Had no idea you’re in Bethesda.
It's unpickable because it's not a lock.
You didn't even try.
Doesn’t count, that thing is a novelty and doesn’t qualify as a lock.
LPL fails to pick German lock, Im off to tell all my friends.
Give him enough time, he can open it i bet.
Thats Genius, make a Little slit behind and everybody thinks u have 2 locks, and he won’t waste the time picking both, even if he tries make sure the fake one is the first;)
Does anyone have the link to this product?
I believe the germans have a word for this. Schadenfreude. 😆
I'm sure you could use tool sticker to open it...
I was thinking oh shit... 👀 Our Lock Picking Guru is in trouble! 🤘 🖤
That's brilliant. It will keep honest people honest.
I fail to understand how would this work. Wouldn´t the thief just pick the lock on the door knob and attempt to open it hoping that you didn't "locked" the fake lock? Or just turn the knob first if there isn't any?
The only truly unpickable lock for him is pre-picked and not lockable
I got baited and I'm not even mad. 😝
But is it a lock if it doesn't lock anything?
They had us in the first half bot gonna lie
Ok Germany. Where is my 3D bike lock sticker?
Oh man ratings must be down, LPL is click-bating!
Hahhahaha this was awesome
The year is 20LP. Everyone knows every single lock on the market inside and out. Widespread, physical security is an idea of the past. The home-made lock metagame has evolved to ridiculous levels due to it being the only remaining factor that protects your house. Humanity has reached its pinnacle. The pickless peasants are living in poverty. It seems nothing can stop the great leader of 20LP, Lock “Picking” Lawyer, and his army, the pick monks who live in great monasteries where they levitate while picking locks with one hand, and forging new locks with the other. The lock metagame has gotten to this point where everything is played out to theoretical perfection, so lock-pickers and lock-forgers play Rock Paper Scissors, and that’s the lock.
It might be unpickable but it's not a lock
But can you unlock a VW diesel chip that steals the emissions?
I really hope you try the Zore x gun lock it’s really expensive but is it worth it ?
Too funny LPL. The unpickable lock.
Fine craftsmanship from Germany. :thumbsup:
I'm clearly in the minority but I didn't find this impressive at all. Novel yes but that's it. And no it really wasnt all the well made or "beautiful" either. Someone millled some Aluminium so what and it would take a thief all of a few seconds to realise there was no mechanism behind the lock before looking for the actual lock so it's pointless.
Won't be too long till China gets ahold of this late breaking piece of technology...LOL
Thanks for the novelty and for the laughs. He says in deadpan seriousness.
Looks like a fridge magnet...put it on your fridge door and fool your friends. ;-)
It's unpickable, but it's not a lock.
You utter fool, german locks are the best in the world! >:^D
LPL:I can’t pick this lock,but this would usually be because I don’t know the techniques to pick them. Viewers:so why can’t you pick this one? LPL:because this has no lock,it’s a sticker
Where can I get one?
vid is less than 2 minutes. i call sarcasm or joke
Most Boring video @LockPickingLawyer, dont do this crap anymore, couse i have more of a feeling you are advertising this product… and making poeple pay 45 dollars for a freaking little piece of metal that just looks like a door lock..... that aint even great manufactured, you can instantly see on the circle by the keyhole that there is NO cylinder in it... for sure Thiefs dont get fooled by this… but in the meanwhile you spend 45dollars on a piece of metal that is just there for show and it aint looking real, these you have for a few dollars to, probably same looking. but hey, EU is pricy as fck anyway, and lots of people here are retarded enough to buy this crap over and over...
"Made in Germany" a true sign of quality and great ideas
there ain't no lock he cant pick
Germany engineering :-P
The long-repressed delinquent in me who used to glue googly eyes on random things in public is telling me to get the credit card..
FINALLY! i found one he cannot pick!
Unpickable non-Lock. It is just a keyhole.
Germany also makes my favrite bong, a roor
In reality, the lock saw the address on the package, and killed itself in transit to avoid being shamed.
There is finally a lock made that 100% unpickable... but is it unpeelable??
10 out of 10